The Wife Bought A New Nighty - Funny Jokes


The wife bought a new see through nighty,


wore it without any underclothes and came swinging before the husband.


Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and sexy my darling.”


The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store


and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”

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