Dave Is In The Court - Funny Jokes
Dave is in the court because of domestic violence.
“These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge.
“Is this true?”
“Yes,” says Dave.
“Disgusting man ,” says a man in the audience.
The judge proceeds.
“Then, two weeks later, you beat your wife’s mother with the same hammer.
Is this true?”
“Yes,” Dave sighs.
Again, the same man in thr audience exclaims, “Disgusting man.”
The judge decides to do something about it.
“Listen up, if you insult him one more time, you’ll be kicked out a here.”
“I’m sorry,” the man apologizes.
“But I have been living in the same apartment as this for two years!
And every single time I asked for a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.
“These papers say you beat your wife with a hammer” says the judge.
“Is this true?”
“Yes,” says Dave.
“Disgusting man ,” says a man in the audience.
The judge proceeds.
“Then, two weeks later, you beat your wife’s mother with the same hammer.
Is this true?”
“Yes,” Dave sighs.
Again, the same man in thr audience exclaims, “Disgusting man.”
The judge decides to do something about it.
“Listen up, if you insult him one more time, you’ll be kicked out a here.”
“I’m sorry,” the man apologizes.
“But I have been living in the same apartment as this for two years!
And every single time I asked for a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.
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